A Memo From Management - Poem

 

A Memo From Management
 
(Copyright 2020 by Dave Kiffer)
 
After careful consideration
We have decided that 2020
Is being discontinued 
 
Yes, a lot of work went into
The creation of this year,
R&D costs now sunk, 
 
But sometimes it is better
To just cut your losses
During a cluster-muffin 
 
You may be curious
About potential refunds
That may come your way 
 
We are planning to offer 2021
At a discount for customers
On the installment plan

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