Hunkering Down with NETFLIX - Poem

 HUNKERING DOWN WITH NETFLIX

 

(Copyright 2020, by Dave Kiffer)
 
Larry Vaughn, Mayor of Amity Island,
Always seemed to be a reasonable sort
Except, of course, when he argued
With Chief Brody, who wanted to close
Down the town beaches during tourist season
Because a Corona Virus was lurking offshore
Kind of like how Colonel Kilgore was bound,
And determined, that Lance Johnson show off
His surfing moves in mid-battle, because
‘If I say this beach is safe to surf, then
This beach is safe to surf’ even as it smells,
Fetchingly, like Corona Virus in the morning
Meanwhile, Drs Stone, Hall, Dutton and Leavitt
Are descending though five levels of disinfection
Into the depths of ‘Wildfire’ in deepest Nevada,
While everyone’s blood is turning to dust
Because of a Corona Virus infected space probe.
After the end credits, I dutifully wash my hands.

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