Hot Diggity Dogs - Humor Column
Hot Diggity Dogs !!! I recently read something on the internet, so it must be true. The only thing truer would have been if it had been told to me by my friend's brother's sister-in-law's aunt's second cousin. You know "they say" that us modern folk just don't connect like previous generations. But any time you can get good solid information from your friend's brother's sister-in-law's aunt's second cousin, that sounds pretty darn connected to me! But I digress. Anyway, the internet info was about something I truly love. Hot dogs . No, not wiener dogs , although I do like dachshunds. Hot dogs . Those supecalifragilistic cylinders of processed meat with dubious origins. Yes, I remember the hilarious George Carlin routine about the FDA measuring "filth" levels in hot dogs which would lead to brands advertising that "our hot dogs have fewer roach droppings" than competing brands. But it's the ultimate ...