TICKING, BUT NOT KICKING, THE BUCKET - Humor column
Ticking, but not kicking, the bucket! Some people will go to great lengths to cross things off their bucket lists. We all have bucket lists, you know, things we want to do before we actually "kick the bucket." As I get older - and find myself kicking a lot more things, especially in hallway in the dark - I realize that I will never stand on top of Mount Everest. I will not likely make it to the South Pole. I probably won't drink a papa doble in the El Floridita in Havana. I will not win the Nobel Prize in Literature. Nor will I even win that lottery that's gonna change my life and that of every third, fourth, fifth and sixth cousin that I have never met. But recently, I did manage to check two lesser things off my bucket list. For many years - well my whole life I suppose - I have wanted to take an airplane trip and be comfortable the whole way. No danged unpleasant airplane seats. I have been...