In the Time of Dripitus Maximus - Humor Column
In the Time of Dripitus Maximus By the time you read this it will be sunny and 80 degrees. That's what happens when someone comments in print about the weather. By the time the comment reaches the audience the weather has usually changed. Unless you are reading it in Our Fair Salmon City, of course. In all likelihood, it will be rainy and cold when you read this - as it is as I write this - because that is what summer in Wetchikan is. We hear a lot about Global Warming, Climate Change, the Summer of Satan, whatever you want to call it. But since everything gets to Ketchikan 10 years after the fact, it ain't here yet. And it probably never will be. You see all those wonderful climate change models that agree on nothing seem to agree on one thing. One part of the North American continent will not get warmer and dryer. It will have more rain, more storms, more wind, more yuck for the next century. That area is the Pacific Ocean coast bet...